Wanna go to light house? Form a team, play together in elimination, practice practice practice. When trials come play them. Don't give up after your first card. Keep playing. Eventually you will make it. I made it 9-0 with a random team who's never played together before, and since then we've proceeded to go 9-0 multiple times with much less effort because we know each other. Quit crying and go play the damn game. You will run into cheaters, you will run into the elite, but you will not give up.