Remember his name. When it is revealed.. you will rue the day.

If you're going to have any credibility here I'll need you to poop into this jar.

What would be hard to believe? A replica of a ghorn (the most recognizable and desired weapon in the game) is almost the only thing it possibly could be. Think about it. Even if the next dlc has an even better weapon coming, people would just see it and be confused because they don't recognize it. People will immediately go crazy to see or snap a picture of a "real" ghorn.

I'm going to need proof of this year's tax return, 2 forms of ID and a first communion certificate.

Social security, address, names of closest family members and their respective worth?

ASL?