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由contra编辑：
5/30/2015 1:56:39 PM
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What do you sexually identify as?
I personally sexually identify as a attack helicopter. Hbu bby?
[b]EDIT:[/b] attack helicopter is winning, but attack helicopter is in a close second. Attack helicopter is in 3rd
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1 回复I sexually identify as tissue paper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cleaning up the semen residue and other bodily fluids. People say to me that a person being tissue paper is impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retar... err.. slow learner but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon tenderize my skin, fold me into 3-ply and fluff me up for absorbency. From now on I want you guys to respect my right to wipe asses and clean mucus. If you can't accept me you're a -blam!-face and need to check your cum cleaning privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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2 回复由The King Pleb编辑： 5/31/2015 5:54:29 PMI sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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[quote]>at home >get call frum school >"Michael, yur daughter hasn't been doing her homework" >wat >go to her room >she's on computer >ask her about her homework >"-blam!- homework, I'll just marry a rich guy" >become enraged >take off my pants >already rock hard >pelvic thrust across to her >she can't escape >my dick touches her >she begins to melt into jizz >absorbs back into my throbbing penis >find my bae >she sees my throbbing cock >instantly wants -blam!- >fill her with my daughter jizz >her stomach swells and then contracts as she pushes out mi new son >he does his -blam!-ing homework[/quote]
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1 回复Hawkmoon, because ever since i was born i dreamed about being the very best. I only started to accept white, blue and black as colours and whenever i close my eyes or fire a shot(if you now what i mean) i hear hawk screams.
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1 回复I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having more chins than I can count to and waiting ten years to release a crappy DLC and more cosmetics. People say to me that a person having Spy as their favourite class is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install mountains of fat, a hidden black hole in my lard to hide my billions of dollars from P2P players and tax collectors and a Steam Machine which is still in Beta on my never ending body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Lord Gaben" and respect my right to delay everything because its worth the weight. If you can't accept me you're a scrublord and need to check your LAN privilege. Thank you for being so understanding, and welcome to Team Fortress 2.
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5 回复I sexually Identify as a Gjallarhorn . Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of hurling explosive projectiles from my tubular crevice at the legions of the Darkness. People say to me that a person being a rocket launcher is Impossible and I’m fuсking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Wolfpack Rounds, Tracking, and superior reloading capabilities on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ghally” and respect my right to detonate on impact and impact raid team effectiveness. If you can’t accept me you’re a ghalliphobe and need to check your weapon privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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1 回复I sexually Identify as a wall. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of keeping people from going into other rooms and blocking their line of sight. People say to me that a person being a wall is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install doorways, electrical outlets and light switches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Wally" and respect my right to keep people out of rooms an keep them out needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a wallophobe and need to check your house privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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6 回复I view myself as an SR-71 as im black, stealthy, can fly (im 5'7 and can dunk), and im fast. Attack Heli is my brother as hes loud and in your face f****** s*** up. Basically he's a douche
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2 回复I sexually Identify as a PC Master Race. Ever since I was a jobless peasant I dreamed of browsing the Steam Market purchasing hot 75% off games to rub in on console plebians. People say to me that a person being a PC Master Race is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having Lord Gaben install 16gb RAM, NVidia GeForce GTX 970 and dual 1920x1080 114 fps monitors on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Alienware Gaming PC" and respect my right to flame noobs from above and flame noobs needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a gabenphobe and need to check your gamer privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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3 回复I sexually identify as a donger. Since I was a boy I dreamed of raising my donger and dropping hot dongers over disgusting scrubs. People tell me that a person being a donger is impossible and that I'm -blam!-ing retarded. But I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach raised dongers and emojis on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Raised" and respect my right to raise my donger and raise it needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a dongerphobe and you need to check your emoji privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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