I fear the issue of Fred The Communist may run deeper than we initially thought. Reports have come in that both Fred and Marcus aka "Suros 4eva Fo Life" have never appeared in the same room at the same time. There is concern that our amphibious friend Fred may not be who we think he is. He must be stopped and this human we call "Marcus" is the key to stopping him in his tracks. You have our full support in this matter and we are willing to go to the distance to succeed. At the end of the day, a country with a communist turtle who may or may not be a black man in America is not the kind of country I want to live in. Sincerely, NOT Brandon, but his reluctant wife, Ria