I swallow

[url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ][b][i]free pr0nz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/b][/i][/url] guys!

Depends on the flavor.

I just grab a spoon. If there's no spoon then I forgo looking sane and plunge my face in it sticking my tongue as far down as it can go.

Waiting for OP to change the post's topic to a penis. [spoiler]My answer will need to be changed to weak for that.[/spoiler]

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

I dont like milkshakes... ...Wha? Whys everyone giving me [i]that[/i] look?

I suck booty super hard

Slurp

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Black hole.

They don't call me the void for nothing