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由Shirano编辑：
5/3/2015 1:02:11 PM
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Titans in a nut shell
One day a titan was walking through a field. A small butterfly fluttered past, the titan panicked and used his fist of havoc. I'm adding the this is a joke tag because it seems some people don't understand this
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8 回复由Jcaf8编辑： 5/3/2015 7:42:10 PMShaxx, after the match, gives our guardians a slap on the back Titan: (nods, rubs his back a bit) Warlocks: OW! (Walks away annoyed) Hunter: [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler] This is original And if I get enough bumps I'll do a warlock one Warlock one The guardians have taken part in a jumping test, where they test mobility and vertical leap. A man will test them by trying to shoot them Titan: appears very high up, and just misses the shot Hunter: doesn't go too high, gets away from the shot easily Warlock:slowly going across with no height, "Oh -blam!-" [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler] THANK YOU FOR THE BUMPS AND LIKES
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Don't worry OP. Hunters are mad because neither of their supers can kill ours when in close proximity and the titan super is activated. Warlocks know that a Titan FoH kills them, even if they have radiance active, but again, must be close quarters... And then there is the titan bubble which, if blessing of light is on... and the titan jumps out of the bubble in time... means he/she lives. I get the jealousy. It must really suck to be a hunter or warlock at times, but to know your fellow titan brotha can survive you is just as frustrating and challenging. lol...
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6 回复Titan in a nutshell? Titan: "Oh dam I'm in a nutshell, how the Hell did I get in this nutshell"
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14 回复由MsStormcaller编辑： 5/3/2015 5:03:39 PMOkay I got a joke for each class: One day a titan was on a vanguard mission to disarm a giant Fallen stink bomb, he couldn't decide whether to cut the blue wire or the red one, the pressure got to him so he fist of panicked and now the whole cosmodrome smells like shite which is why guardians wear helmets there. One day a hunter decided to join a VoG raid, as if that wasnt bad enough, he decided to activate his arc blade when Atheon teleported him, the Oracles spawned one after the other, he stood there helplessly trying to attack the oracles with his blunt blade. The whole fireteam to this day are forever lost in time. One day a warlock decided to raid, own crucible and then complete the nightfall solo. She succeeded. The end. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 回复I understand fist of panic is a joke. I have a titan and laugh at how easy it is with shoulder charge fist of panic etc. I even shot a titan with golden gun his health bar went to zero but he pressed fist of panic and the animation saved him even though his health was zero. Guess what, I died with golden gun.
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7 回复The use of the Panic Smash is a mockery to the Titan brotherhood. A Titan is the figurehead of duty and leadership - a martyr of the Traveler, defender of the light. Strive for honor. Stand for hope!
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One day a titan, a Hunter, and a warlock all joined the crucible. The titan immediately tries to pancake the hunter with fist of havoc, but gets shot out of the air by golden gun. The Warlock then tried nova bomb, but was as successful as the titan. The moral is that hunters are op in crucible [spoiler]this actually happened to me. Fortunately, I was the hunter :)[/spoiler]
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1 回复One day a little kitty walked up on a titan and he got startled and instinctively used his fist of panic and this happened. [spoiler]lol I've done this before[/spoiler]
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6 回复Too bad the butterfly wasnt a hunter, then he could have just blinked a mile away, or maybe just shoot him with that one shot arcblade wave before he got close. But I guess its only hunters with 1.3 kd or higher that knows how to do that...
