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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Well hello beautiful... Wanna know how I got these scars? *sticks knife in mouth* I once sold doughnuts when I was kid and one kind old lady gave me a freezie because I was so young. Not knowing that she wanted to see my smile permanently I sucked on it. It wasnt dull. Not. One. Bit. Know I see the irony! Its snowing and you're selling doughnuts! So I can't give you a freezy... *takes knife out of mouth and closes the door letting her live*
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1 回复由Nucking Futs 编辑： 8/24/2015 6:39:55 PM
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4 回复Oh dear satan may I be a empty vesal for you may I not have control of my body but instead may my body be an instrument for your destruction and may your anger and vegence be expressed on earth as it is in hell and may I trump over all other false gods and their prophets and when my body is no use to it may it be brutially destroyed and may my soul be for ever returned to your will for it to be used again. May this pledge show my loyalty to you and my I be you tool.hail satan
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4 回复由PhoenixBolt96编辑： 8/25/2015 11:53:14 AM
