Edit: Should have read through the other answers first...lots of repeat...
Topic Train Topic 1: You are forced to replace your arms with different, non-arm objects. Link a picture as to what they will be replaced with and answer why.
So I could still hold my pint of beer. And I guess climb glass surfaces...
Topic Train Topic 2: Off-topic is now a country. What are our national symbols?
A porch.
Topic Train Topic 3: Complete the sentence: "We would have stole Ling Ling's head from Bungie HQ if it wasn't for Jerome."
Topic Train Topic 4: Would you rather never be able to post Lenny again OR never again have another reply to a post you've made?
I could go my whole life without seeing Lenny again and it would be wonderful...
Topic Train Topic 5: There's this cartoon I remember watching as a kid. More of a short, I guess. Anyways, it featured this creepy guy crawling out of a clock. Does anyone remember this? I can't find a video of this clock man.
This is [i]one[/i] thing I refuse to help with....