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由It's, it's, it's, Grippy编辑：
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
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Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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1 回复I was going to say something shitty about satire... but your "Edit with a numerical value of 2:" and the pick up lines were hilarious... Thanks for brightening up a slow work day buddy
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78 回复由TheLordCypher编辑： 6/3/2015 3:43:58 PMThe GF bounty is like the necro. Part one- Use your "sword" ;) on a variety of girls until you find one you like. Aka new friend Part two- Upgrade new friend by doing things with her ie movies, dinner, dancing. Now you must continue until "new friend" turns fully purple and becomes "girl friend". Part three- Repeat dinner, dancing, movies but now to fully upgrade girl friend to legendary GF you MUST repeatedly use your sword on her ;) Part four- This is where is gets tricky and a little dangerous. Once upgraded to full legendary you will be asked to get a shinny jewel so she can become Exotic ;). You must be careful! This mission will take you to the deepest and darkest places of your wallet. You will have to fight off sales people and learn the 4 C's. Once you obtain this jewel you will "pull a Crota" and fall on one knee. Then legendary GF turns into exotic fiancée. Side note- If you get bored or tired of exotic fiancée she can be deleted but you will lose the jewel. But if you decide to change exotic fiancée to wife then she becomes a common wife and you only get to use your sword on rare occasions. LOL
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3 回复You misunderstand RNG vs WRG (Woman random generator). A woman breaks the universal rules rules of random and it cannot be emulated. Mathematicians have been trying to break the woman code for centuries, but are no closer to understand them. To put your problem in math:- Woman = time x money However, we all know Time is money (The old saying) Thus Women = Money*Money Women=Money^2 However, we also know money is the ROOT of all Problems Money=SQRT(Problems) This proves Women = (SQRT(Problems))^2 THUS Women=Problems
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由dead mans编辑： 6/3/2015 5:02:41 PMTry these multi lingual pick up lines: Russian khoroshaya obuv' khotite yebat' ? Or ya lyublyu vashi botinki khotite yebat (I forgot which is correct..) Japanese Watashi wa anata no kutsu ga seikō shitai sukidesu ka? German Ich mag deine Schuhe will ficken ?
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3 回复HA, #REKT SCROOB. I HAZ GF FROM RNGesus. got her from the weekly heroic when i had full glimmer and my ;) Black hammer out (;
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1 回复I dropped a legendary gf but that was way before the lock option was implemented. I accidentally dismantled her now I gotta grind for another. They say if you have an excessive amount of glimmer it is easier to acquire one.
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