If you don't already know, I work with cattle. Today, farm lyfin' it up, some cattle started getting friendly. They started rubbing their heads against me, then sniffing, then licking... And the to my surprise one of them took some long licking strokes between my legs... TL;DR A cow licked ma' chain. Ask me about it, or something else preferably. [spoiler]Please note that I did not enjoy it. [/spoiler]