Hmm ive been a hunter since day 1/beta Explain how I'm a Christmas noob

Not saying you're a Christmas noob. It's just an analogy.

Titans came first, then hunters. Once things settled down a bit, some were free to take up scholarly pursuits in the library instead of having to constantly be on the front lines. And so the floofer was born.

Are you sure about that? I could be wrong, but I remember reading in either Grimoire or item descriptions that the earliest orders of Titans and Warlocks were intertwined before Hunters were really a thing.

Well hunters weren't official guardians in the early days. They actually lived outside the cities and used the Traveler's Light to better withstand and dispense justice in the harsh and lawless frontier. So who knows which came first. After the tower and vanguard was created, they saw the potential in the hunters and officially gave them the position of scouters, mappers and explorers. They happily accepted since they were most comfortable out in the frontier where there were no restrictions compared to the battle-driven titans and knowledge-seeking warlocks who preferred defending the city and learning more about the Light in their arcane studies. We all have our part to play