And the results are in.
Now, time to go watch some porn with a tape measure. Although there are flaccid results too, but I'm not sure many people care about them. Unless they can be extrapolated. Numerically, not just physically.
Well, that was pleasantly surprising... Ladies... -blam!- it, everyone, an orderly if horny queue. I'm genuinely shocked. Wondering if I measured from the right place.
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2 回复[quote]The study participants were men aged 17 to 91 who had their penises measured in 20 previously published studies conducted in Europe, Asia, Africa and the United States.[/quote] Congratulations to the 91 year old that can get a hard one up without having a heart attack.
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1 回复I'm above average by almost an inch but still feel like it's not enough for that special lady
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2 回复Okay so the majority disagrees, so let's do our own poll! Guys, grab a ruler and get to it! Measure from where your pubes meets your shaft and give is the results!
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1 回复Only 15,000 people? They'd have got a much larger amount of people if they just asked your mom.
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2 回复These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.[spoiler]felt it was appropriate[/spoiler]
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2 回复Above average in length and girth. I've seen people say how much bigger they are in length, but I haven't heard people say anything about girth. What does that show you lol.
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3 回复They should've done a study on the average length after being in an ice bath for 5 mins.
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1 回复Please tell me this is like the south park episode where they lowered the length to appease guys who were below average.
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3 回复Wouldn't surprise me if it were skewed to make people feel better about themselves. Those percentiles seem far too low. But what do I know, I guess.
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1 回复[quote]Wondering if I measured from the right place.[/quote] This is my theory on why on every internet thread you go to everyone claims to be 6 inches or bigger. It just depends where exactly you're measuring from. I can't speak for what other guys are like down there but, even though I'm not fat, I got a little skin I can press in for internet bragging rights. It's somewhat similar to how every internet thread you go to the average IQ is about 140. It's easy to lie to yourself about or be fooled by, just go take some dumb test on the internet. Then again this whole thing is partially me projecting my stringently honest standards onto the internet. A lot of guys just get a kick out of lying.