I don't! And if he is real then send me to hell cause God is one class A douchebag!
He is grossly incompetent at his job. So incapable that as an employer I wouldn't trust him to bag groceries without screwing up. He's such an abysmal protector that I'd feel safer putting my eternal soul in the hands of a paraplegic five year old. The only thing his entire existence is good for is so that I may use the term "goddamnit" when in extreme distress!
Lord and savior my ass! It took him billions of years to create a life form as flawed as us? I could make a far superior being in ten If I had the resources.
VOTE SATAN 2016
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Actually Christanity is derived from the Greek term [i]Christos[/i] which was used by non-believers to insult believers and it means little-Christ. And as such Christians are called by God to emulate Christ. Christ who did not shove His beliefs down people's throat but rather showed the love of his Father to those who wished to listen. Then Jesus said, “Whoever has ears to hear, let them hear.” (Mark 4:9 NIV)
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So if there was indeed a heaven you'd rather be someplace staring at a wall for eternity than be there? Because you're pissed there's bad stuff in the world? I'd start hoping it's all a joke and you just cease to exist if I were you. :p