Pig Ass Sandwich

THE SANDWICH WAS ON A HOAGIE BUN. IT WAS MADE WITH NICE HONEY HAM THAT WAS NOT A REGULAR COLD CUT, BUT SLICED DIRECTLY OFF A PIG'S ASS. MIXED IN WITH THE SLICES OF HONEY FLAVORED PIG ASS WERE SLICES OF SWISS CHEESE THAT I BROKE UP AND MIXED IN. I THEN PLACED THE SANDWICH IN THE MICROWAVE. I PRESSED THE BUTTONS TO SET THE PIG ASS SANDWICH TO COOK FOR 1:45. NOTE THAT THAT IS 1 MINUTE 45 SECONDS, NOT 1:45 PM. I JUST ATE THE SANDWICH AND IT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS. DISCUSS MY PIG ASS SANDWICH.