Here's a good one: I had recently got "Two of the Morgue" or whatever the shotgun's name is with +2 agility and "slide further" perk. I was curious if it was better than my Found Verdict in the crucible. I went into Rumble, and the first few minutes I was just sliding around corners and killin kids with the shotgun (I know, I know.) Eventually, this Guardian realized my tactics and started beating me. I stopped spamming shotgun and tried to finish the match to win. Close match, but he won. I received a message saying, "Maybe if u slide more youll win........scrub." I'm not good with trash talk, but I tried, "I destroyed you every 1v1 without sliding. Get a real primary with skill, noob." Which I did outgun his Vex with my TLW the majority of the time. He responded, "you got -blam!-.... killed me twice.nd still lost..watching u play was a joke. lets play again.n your last word is just.as bad.anymore excuses. u can come get it with the suro rite now noob.step ur w,s up kid." I accepted the challenge, "Sure, join my fireteam and we'll go again." Minutes later, we were in orbit together heading into a rumble match. We agreed to "best out of three." They were close matches, but I won the first two. I said to him, "No hard feelings on the trash talk. It's always good to have a solid player in the crucible. Add?" He agreed. Now, we destroy kids all day in skirmish together.

My friends and I play skirmish (we all are in the same clan Our Lives Suck A Lot) and we use Thorn. Long story short we all end up going around 16 and 1-2 with a final score of about 5000 to 500. A guy messages all 3 of us saying we hide behind our teammates, only noobs play skirmish with friends, and to stop using thorn.

I was browsing the forums and happened upon a topic called "If you got a gun for christmas, you're a bad person" I was intrigued, the servers for xbox and playstation were down, were these the lucky few who managed to play? Nope, it was really about getting a gun for christmas. I proceeded to say something that was the equivalent of shitting in ever americans gun cabinet and pissing in their coffee with, "I live in England, and you wonder why we have next to NO gun crime..." Whoosh, every american and their grandma hated me. I changed that as soon as I hit well over 100 replies because I wasn't expecting the spanish -blam!-ing inquisition.... I still feel as if I'm gonna get hated for this....if I do....-blam!-, who am I kidding...I probably will...

Once someone told me "you sound like a girl" and I said. I am a woman. And he was like "Well. Uh. You sound like a man, haha." Hah. Like really bro. Learn how to insult someone based on something other than the sound of their voice or gender.

> Posts on destinylfg, offering to aid anybody that cannot beat Crota, with my sword skills. > Joins a team of newbies trying to beat Crota. > As I am an experienced sword bearer, i ask to use the sword. > Whole group agrees, except one guy, he wants to do it. > I kindly explain to him that he can have a go, if i mess up. > He then proceeds to send me a message, while we are in the same party Newbie côcktard - " Just let me run the sword dude. I watched a Youtube video on it. I can do it easily." Me - Seeing as you are a level 30, and a first timer, I insist on me going first, you can then try afterwards. Newbie côcktard - "Bro, I have some experience. Just let me do it, damn." Me - "Whoa haha it isn't that serious. You can try after me man. Let's just raid now." * 5 minutes later, while we are clearing adds* *new message appears* Newbie côcktard - "I read your bio. You're black. You'll just die first as sword bearer." Me - "Lmao omg you are way too serious" I purposely die, letting the fire team leader know that i need to be leader real quick for a fake reason. I proceed to play, and as Crota is about 10%, they start to DPS Crota. Before i turn invisible to go get the last few hits in, I BOOT DA FÛCK OUT OF THE NEWBIE CÔCKTARD. Crota goes down 3 minutes later. Côcktard sends 20 messages of hateful insults. Very fun day :)

"Can you help me push Atheon off, please?" Me: "No, I don't like doing the push method" "Ur a fukn fag, suk mah dik" Me: "Didn't know manners directly correlated with grammar capability."

So this is what happened when I was playing rumble you know me camping in my bubble killing anybody that was stupid enough to walk into it. There was this one particular Warlock who always tried rushing me and failed. Later I received a message... Him: TRASH GO HOME Me: Oh yeah thanks for helping me get that warlock bounty by the way :)

Some guy with a bald milddle aged man avatar sent me this: Guy: You SUCK Me: Your bald Guy: Touché' Best hate/respect mail ever

I was trying to do the hive major bounty, so I run down to earth and notice someone stopped at their spawn, preventing them from returning. He was moving around, so I thought maybe he was confused, - I think: "I'll send him a polite voice mail telling him they won't spawn if he is standing on them!" The message I got back: "HAHAHAHHA" And moments after: *strange muffled noises* - followed by what I imagine was him farting into his microphone... -.-

"I bet you kiss girls f4ggot"