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11/2/2014 3:15:00 PM
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how to tell a girl that I like her
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Well my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back, do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps.
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Don't tell her. Simple. If you want to go with her, then why not do some stuff with her? Like watch a movie together, go eat at a restaurant together, etc. Girls generally don't like it/are confused when you just come out and say, "I like you."
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It's simple. Draw a pentagram. Sit down with crossed legs in the center, with no point directly infront of you. Chant in a slow, rising voice. Upon screaming the curse (best done around the 10-15 minute mark), call her name, and the phrase "CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP". You will appear next to her, and she will be upon your dick. This next part is very important. She will immediately try to get off your dick, with a confused/afraid expression. Let her. As she's turning around, utter the phrase "Limo Dick". Your dick will grow to the size of (minimum) 10 feet. Slap her across the face, hard. She will be knocked out. Limo Dick disappears upon the slap. Now, you T-Bag her while chortling, asserting your dominance to other males. Get a jar of peanut butter. Slather her left knee cap, three toes (any of them), one ear but not the other, and stick some in her right nostril. When done, yell "-blam!- TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES". You will be back in the pentagram. She will be in front of you, unaware of everything that just happened. Stand up, and she'll do the same. Sing the Fresh Prince. At that point, she will pull a jar of peanut butter (industrial size) out of her pants, slather herself, and ask you for butt sex. Summon Limo Dick once more. Then get rammin. Upon completion, she will tell you she wants to be your sex slave for life. You're welcome.
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6 回覆Step 1: Don't ask a forum of psychologically deranged video gamers. Step 2: Ask her out.
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1 回覆Just tell her you like her man,And dont ask the Internet what to do,They'll give you shitty answers like [quote]AYY bby you wan sum fuk!!!!!![/quote]
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1 回覆由KingWhovian編輯： 11/4/2014 8:32:28 AMWear a fedora, then walk up to her and whisper into her ear, "I am the supreme gentleman." Bitches eat that shit up.
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7 回覆Go up to her Look at her intently but not too intently Touch her shoulder softly Do a half smile Open your lips slightly Then Scream AYE GIRL WAN SUM FUK
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Il try again. Break her legs (so she cant run away) ask her. If she says no, break her fingers, till she says yes. That will show her how sensitive you are. Obviously im kidding. Dont do this. Just ask her wen her friends arnt around or bring ur friends if they are.
