Ghost: "I'm so glad I found you, Guardian. You'll have many questions, but we have to get moving."
Guardian: "Ok, which way do we WAIT A SECOND! Why do I have huge furry ears?"
Ghost: "To improve your hearing."
Guardian: "Why do I have a huge snout?"
Ghost: "To improve your sense of smell."
Guardian: "aaaaaaaaand why do I have a huge furry bosom?"
Ghost: "Uhhhh.... natural armor. Oh no! Fallen are right over there! Run!"
Guardian: *pant pant* "I'm flopping all over here!"
Ghost: "That's right. Keep running!"
(glad people are entertained - let's do more)
Ghost: "I found a rifle. I hope you know how to use it. Whoops!"
*rifle falls over*
Guardian: "Did you just knock that over on purpose?"
Ghost: "Whaaaat? No, no, I was... scanning it to ensure it's structural integrity and for uh, any er, blockages! Yeah. You don't want to shoot a gun with a blocked barrel. Blowback & all.
Guardian: "Whatever, will it work?"
Ghost: "Will what work?"
Guardian: "The RIFLE."
Ghost: "Ah yes, yes. The rifle is sound. Structurally intact. Plump... eh, plump full
of ammo and raring for action."
Guardian: "Ok."
Ghost: "With that armor, you'll find it's just easier to bend over at the waist."
Guardian: "Like this?"
Ghost: "Y-y-yesssssss."
Guardian: "I can't - quite - get it."
Ghost: "Lift up your tail for a counterbalance."
Guardian: *lifts tail*
"Hey, that actually works. I got it."
Ghost: "Ahhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeessssss... You got it."
Post videos of american journalists being beheaded and nobody bats an eye, we have to be tolerant and respect there culture they chant.
But suddenly an artist posts a furry guardian on a forum.
And everybody just loses there minds!!
Well... This is the internet after all... Where the facts are made up and everybody is a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl.
Oh crap they are invading destiny quick everyone cancel your pre orders stop all production recall all collectors editions we are in a state of emergency!
"Here, have a bone. No. Nonon, not that bone. No. Go away. Stop it. Seriously. I'm warning you. STAY AWAY FROM MY GENTLEMENS SASAGUE FIDO. F**K OFF. I WILL SHOOT YOU."
Is how that encounter would go.
Good drawing. Impressive skill considering I can't draw a circle without -blam!-ing up.
But, I still find it strange. Incredibly strange. Not hating, not until one does something to personally upset me, but still incredibly strange.
We are not all bad! ;)
Haha amazing how large the Fur Fandom has become. It's crazy we have such a presence in video games and conventions.
See you fuzz butts star side!