I'm feeling dinner for two, just me and you *seductive black man voice(mmmm chee-say)*
Grab the sporks and paper plates that are blue
*(ewww takin it ee-zay)*
Boil a pan water till it can't get no hotter
*(ohhh you so sex-ayy)*
Tear the box open and pour in oodles of noodles
Let Cheesy Rex take the rest, doodle some poodles
10-15 minutes later walk into Rex and a box of laxatives
Squatting over your mac, he mocks your relatives
He sheds a tear before his ass explodes
More than a crap ton, that's a shit load