Lemons here, lemons there, lemons everywhere
On the counter, under the cabinet, inside the tupperware
American Lemons, [i]BritishLemöns[/i], Lemons for every Juan
They're great, just come up to my lemon stand and have you one
They're more prevalent in america than than a republican with a machine gun
So fun it's a wonder that they haven't been banned yet in England
(in that black guy voice from thrift shop)
[b]Lemöns are -blam!-ing awesome.[/b]
Like a cat with fresh lemons crammed up his ass, I'm a sour puss
Boy you better watch it though, be careful who you give a shove or push
Cause I'll come in swinging so fast that you woulda thought you was boxin an octopus
Turn myself up a notch and take you down a peg
I mean it when I suggest for you to break a leg
I leave you more broken than a mirror that seen Jenny Craig