Here's my new Halo Fan Fiction: [spoiler]The Chief removed his armor from his oily body as sat down contemplating about things. And then, the door slides open, to reveal a naked Cortano. Master Chef: Cartton, I thot u was kill. Catbox: When I ded, my sul went into Dr.Halsie, making her young agin. I now control her bodeh. Mister Check: Dat bady be spankin' Carrotcake: U want sum fuk? Master Cheese: But, Cortana, what about, the Covenant, and the, Didact? Crimsoncheeks: Do not worry my love, for they matter not. Corbulo embraces Master Chief's manhood. They sit there, together in eternal bliss, like peanut butter and mayonnaise.[/spoiler]

Repooted 4 leeks.

plz don't ban me

[spoiler]nu[/spoiler]

[spoiler]No, actually it's "Ni."[/spoiler]