I had sex with a pig once and nothing happened. I did get a dog pregnant and had a couple of puppies that looked just like me except they could lick their own balls and stuff. Then a big snake ate them all ; the snake was called George.

Back in high school I took my friend's clothes and ran out of the locker room

That's pretty hilarious. Umm....laughing at people jumping out of the burning twin towers in history class. Everyone just stared at me in shock.

I make borderline nudes of aliens and expose them on various forums. My way of attention whoring.

Back when I was around 10-11 years old, I bought two whole boxes of those stink bombs from the ice cream truck that came around this neighborhood. Then, my friend and I set those bombs up and threw them in his older sister's room. We put in every single stink bomb from both boxes, and then closed the door before any of them popped. We also put a wet towel at the foot of the door and covered the hole so none of the smell escaped. When his sister came back and opened the door, well... Yeah. It was funny at first, but now that I think about it, she had to open the window and get someone to deep clean the carpet since the smell seeped into it. She took over my friend's room and he slept on the couch downstairs for about a week because of it.

Callingbullshit.gif It's literally impossible to get accepted into a college where you can't read or speak the language.

I asked [i]her[/i] out... what was I thinking

Nephilim, you really need to stop making threads like these, this is only going to fan the flames for the people who have seen your previous ones, and you were in College at the time, I would expect that from someone in Middle School, not someone getting an education for their future. Even if this is an immature thing thread, that doesn't make you look too great.

I asked for help, from a Russian, on how to beat one of the call of duty games. I believe it was MW3. Anyway, he didn't look too happy after I asked him.