i noz! i would be like... "oh! hai merica! :3 k so in the turn of ev3nts tht r b33n happenings in t3h last cuple y33rs shits b33n goin down teh drains. but n0t to worreh, i r teh president, nd i r gai wh0 can make it all b3tter!!11!!1 mai plan r to res3t teh economeh bai h4ving ever1 st4rt ov3r finanshully. in 0rder 2 do tht u must all gives me ur m0nies. leik rite nao. k? oth3rwise merica will b d00med! k so um yea so give meh all ur monies nao k america? k? k." th3n they would all give meh therr monies. And after i r finally gets all thur m0nies, ill say just won moar things 2 mai country: "...just kidding lol..." I r nao teh richest gai in teh world. problem?