I was playing paintball at a friend of mine's house. Everyone was behind cover, and the two people on the other team were behind the same cover. Both of them had fully automatic weapons, with their velocities turned wayyyy up. Like, 280 instead of 180. My two allies were behind me, both had good shots at the enemies cover, and were keeping them pinned down. I motioned to keep them pinned while I moved up. I sprinted up so I was on the other side of a plywood sheet from them. I crouched for a minute catching my breath, then stood up and put my gun over the cover and shot at them. I missed. So I quickly ran around one side and opened fire, only for both of them to lay into me with their shots. I was only... 5 feet away. I had about 15 shots on my torso, 10 on my legs, and a few on my hands. I fell on the ground shouting "out" and they stopped. I got up, said I was alright, and limped away. The power of the hits knocked the wind out of me, and it took me a little while until I came out of shock. I didn't cry at all, and even played another game around 20 minutes later. I still have the bruises/scars from it, and it happened maybe 6 months ago. Even though I got out, I didn't even hardly feel the pain.

Not cry when I stepped on a lego

[quote]What is the most manly thing you've ever done?[/quote] Some one posted this the other day... Nothing we could ever do in our lives would ever seem anything but womanly when compared to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass]Hugh Glass.[/url] [quote][b]The Wrestle[/b] Near the forks of the Grand River in present-day Perkins County, in August 1823, while scouting ahead of his trading partners for game for the expedition's larder, Glass surprised a grizzly bear mother with her two cubs. Before he could fire his rifle, the bear charged, picked him up, and threw him to the ground. Glass got up, grappled for his knife, and fought back, stabbing the animal repeatedly as the grizzly raked him time and again with her claws. Glass managed to kill the bear with help from his trapping partners, Fitzgerald and Bridger, but was left badly mauled and unconscious. Henry (who was also with them) became convinced the man would not survive his injuries. Henry asked for two volunteers to stay with Glass until he died, and then bury him. Bridger (then 19 years old) and Fitzgerald stepped forward, and as the rest of the party moved on, began digging his grave. Later claiming that they were interrupted in the task by an attack by "Arikaree" Indians, the pair grabbed Glass's rifle, knife, and other equipment, and took flight. Bridger and Fitzgerald incorrectly reported to Henry that Glass had died. [b]The Odyssey to Fort Kiowa[/b] Despite his injuries, Glass regained consciousness. He did so only to find himself abandoned, without weapons or equipment, suffering from a broken leg, the cuts on his back exposing bare ribs, and all his wounds festering. Glass lay mutilated and alone, more than 200 miles (320 km) from the nearest American settlement at Fort Kiowa on the Missouri. In one of the more remarkable treks known to history, Glass set his own leg, wrapped himself in the bear hide his companions had placed over him as a shroud, and began crawling. To prevent gangrene, Glass laid his wounded back on a rotting log and let the maggots eat the dead flesh. Deciding that following the Grand River would be too dangerous because of hostile Indians, Glass crawled overland south toward the Cheyenne River. It took him six weeks to reach it. Glass survived mostly on wild berries and roots. On one occasion he was able to drive two wolves from a downed bison calf, and feast on the meat. Reaching the Cheyenne, he fashioned a crude raft and floated down the river, navigating using the prominent Thunder Butte landmark. Aided by friendly natives who sewed a bear hide to his back to cover the exposed wounds as well as providing him with food and a couple of weapons to defend himself, Glass eventually reached the safety of Fort Kiowa. After a long recuperation, Glass set out to track down and avenge himself against Bridger and Fitzgerald. When he found Bridger, on the Yellowstone near the mouth of the Bighorn River, Glass spared him, purportedly because of Bridger's youth. When he found Fitzgerald, he discovered that Fitzgerald had joined the United States Army, Glass purportedly restrained himself because the consequence of killing a U.S. soldier was death. However, he did recover his lost rifle.[/quote] Yeah, WE do many stuff... Right. How do you even compare yourselves? We all may as well go get mani/pedis and talk about our upcoming wedding and what dress we will wear.

I had a bowl of cereal for breakfast. [spoiler][i]Without any milk.[/i][/spoiler]

I chopped wood shirtless in front of my girlfriend who was making me s'mores and a pitcher of spiked lemonade. We then spent the night lovemaking under the stars to the sounds of Black Sabbath. That's pretty manly in my book.