After listening to a couple of blokes that I call friends about how glorious and godly this place is, I obtained an urge to visit. I then kicked out the two whelps before heading off to this area, expecting that "Five Guys" was some sort of adult club. With little effort, I arrived to the closest Five Guys in minutes, guffawing out loud whilst I stepped inside, baring nothing but a rather small pink thong. My brothers, I wish to tell you that the food products they serve there is the main attraction, the man behind the counter who served me was covered in festering blemishes and reeked of cheap scented oils... I left without satisfaction.
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1 回覆You made me want five guys now. And for that, and I'm not sure whether to thank you or to hate you for that
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2 回覆a dry burger is horrible a good burger requires condiments, which they lack. a good jalapeno slice should be pickled if it isn't smoked. never5gain.
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3 回覆I'm noticing a lot of people with homosexual tendencies and communist notions in this thread, including the thread maker. 5 Guys 5 Life No Typo.
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You want a real burger? Try Shake Shack. Oh my god, it's so -blam!-ing delicious, when me and my dad ate it for the first time we knocked out cold on the couch the second we came home. Best burgers ever. Fry's are munchy, too.
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