What would they say to each other?
My brain: "hey you down there, wake up"
My penis: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
I'm more curious to know what the vagina says.
Brain: "Yo"
Dick: "Yo"
Brain: "Wanna see something nice?"
Dick: "Sure"
Brain: "Twelve o' clock... I've been scoping her out for the last five minutes. She's reading a Red Dwarf book... that's classy"
Dick: "I bet she's a freak. She's pretty, good call"
Brain: "This is our stop"
Dick: "Oh, she's getting off here too. Give her a cheeky smile and say 'nice book'"
Brain: "Okay, but I'm not hitting on her, we're busy"
Dick: " ...just let her know. A compliment might make her day"
Brain: "You're learning sneakiness from me I swear it. 'A compliment might make her day'... don't try to dress up what you're about"
Dick: "Hey I'm making an effort, stop being so critical, you'd bang her"
Brain: "True, you do make an effort. You're like the Socrates of dicks lol"
Dick: "Hah"