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由Ninjabird00編輯: 7/11/2013 2:58:24 AM
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If your brain and your private had a conversation

What would they say to each other? My brain: "hey you down there, wake up" My penis: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" I'm more curious to know what the vagina says.

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  • Brain: "Yo" Dick: "Yo" Brain: "Wanna see something nice?" Dick: "Sure" Brain: "Twelve o' clock... I've been scoping her out for the last five minutes. She's reading a Red Dwarf book... that's classy" Dick: "I bet she's a freak. She's pretty, good call" Brain: "This is our stop" Dick: "Oh, she's getting off here too. Give her a cheeky smile and say 'nice book'" Brain: "Okay, but I'm not hitting on her, we're busy" Dick: " ...just let her know. A compliment might make her day" Brain: "You're learning sneakiness from me I swear it. 'A compliment might make her day'... don't try to dress up what you're about" Dick: "Hey I'm making an effort, stop being so critical, you'd bang her" Brain: "True, you do make an effort. You're like the Socrates of dicks lol" Dick: "Hah"

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