Since you had to put it into existence.
I would like to express my disgust through interpretive something something blah blah dance kinda thingy.
I would rather use a porta john at a busy construction site in the middle of summer, than worry about this...we don't need tormentors becoming more tormentory.
I get it, I hate people too, but you're a sick and twisted dementor...thinking of new tortures, you know boiling water or oil is still an option.