Makes you nostalgic for “I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.” Sometimes less is more.

This week's quest was particularly engrossing. Step 1 kill 100 hobgoblins Step 2 kill 50 hobgoblins Step 3 kill 50 harpies or hobgoblins Step 4 kill 1 wyvern, 1 minotaur, 1 Cyclops & 1 hobgoblin It's got that much padding it was created in an asylum The laziest busywork quest of all busywork we've ever had

The thing with Saint doesn't make any sense lore wise either. [spoiler]from what i understood, the vex cannot simulate a guardian because paracausal reasons? So the entire scenario of saint thinking hes a fake doesnt make any sense.[/spoiler]

you didn't enjoy PTSD hour with the Scooby gang, while they sat around and had you fight the Witness on your own, for most if it?

C'mon -blam!- plays for "the story" Man, I mostly skip the cut scenes as they are almost inevitably fan fiction levels of drivel.

There is no story. Never has been. It's just stuff that's happening now. The last three weeks of so called story is basically "Do busywork and listen to Saint and Osiris wibble on about their relationship". They are gay, we get it. Good for them but I really do not care about their personal lives when it comes to what is happening on Nessus. It's irrelevant. It's just filler put in by people who can't actually write a creative engaging story ahead of putting their identity politics front and centre. This week's "story" was basically .. Get some stuff. Oh look, Saint has gone. Oh noes. Found him and he's babbling away about something. Kill the baddies. Let's go home. Saint get's depressed because he think's he's a copy. Osiris tells him he's still the man for him. Bless.The End. It was more of a road trip around Nessus followed by a relationship therapy session than an actual story. Oh but we did find out that the Conductor exists, come back in three weeks to find out more in Act 2 folks !! And whoever thinks that "Beep, Boop" Failsafe thing is funny needs to be spoken to. It wasn't funny the first time and it gets more stupid every single time I hear it. Stop it. I laughed at Ikora saying that this reminded her of Lakshmi 2 and the "Endless Night". Me as well. Because it's the same thing, a character hearing voices gets turned against who they are.

I want to add, the campaign writing was so bad and cringe, if lightfall was dumb marvel humor, this was just plain woke trash. I am yours, and you are mine..... I didn't know what was going to come first, laughter or vomit.

I actually thought the witness was the most boring antagonist ever. Just boringly rambling in our ears making me want to fall asleep, never once saying anything interesting and never once instilling any fear. Just long droning boring diatribes in our ear everywhere we went during the campaign and I just wished I could skip it literally every single time.

Damn, this gave me a flashback. Years ago I was working remodeling kitchens and baths. This one house we were working in had an intercom system. The husband was a frigging wing nut. One day the wife was talking to us about some details of the remodel, and the husband is on the 2nd floor and is yelling her name over the intercom. She's ignoring him because she's talking to us. Eventually he comes running down stairs and chews the wife out for not answering him and yells "when I call you on the intercom I expect you to answer". He then runs back upstairs and gets back on the intercom and starts yelling his wife name again. Uh, you frigging chucklehead, you were just down here standing in front of her, so why the hell didn't you tell her what you needed to tell her when you were down here? Nooo, we gotta run back upstairs and start the whole cycle over again. Maybe he works at bungie. lol

It is quite annoying to have to travel to a location just to hear a conversation from one person and having to return back to the previous location we were just at. Technically, the H.E.L.M. should be currently over Nessus as the Traveler is already secured by the Coalition, and only minimal operations are needed there. (Not sure why it is such a bother to change the skybox for each player) On the topic, I will never understand why the story playing out is usually so terrible while the lore entries are so great. For example, yesterday's page that dropped regarding Mithrax and Saint having a conversation in the Hangar. I won't spoil it but the in-game "cutscenes" are rarely so thrilling.