Who says I want to decompose?
Do you know how funny it’ll be in a couple thousand years, when all that is left of my generation is bone except for one perfectly preserved human specimen.
Better yet lay my mummified remains under the bass pro shop pyramid. And fill my tomb with precious Mardi Gras beads
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4 回覆Supply chain issues have hit the canopic jar industry particularly hard. I'm think I'll bring this up to local politicians and see if Tennessee can start a mummification resurgence by re-using empty Mason jars.
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1 回覆It does still happen naturally from time to time. Just make sure when you are about to die that you are in the right place with the right conditions. Nature will do the rest.
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由Speaker編輯: 2/27/2024 7:10:33 PMModern Embalming originated with the Egyptians. They just forego the wrapping in silk these days, seeing as it's less about being preserved for the afterlife and more about looking good for the Wake. Don't worry. You will mummify eventually! Edit: Linen, not silk
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