At a certain level we just take turns with that when the population is low. It's really not that bad if you just look at it like one long sting of matchmaking with winning and losing streaks.
How are you still complaining about “day one noobs”, i guarantee those players are much better than you. You are a 0.6kd in trials, you are the problem, not them.
Being proud about jumping off the map is pathetic. Stop ruining other people’s experiences by throwing games. Although i don’t think it would make a difference if you were trying.