Water is indeed dry due to that fact that it isn't real but is actually just a construct of the simulation we live in known as the matrix. As for my 500 word essay I shall be submitting mine in binary code. 001101011011100011010001111001011100100010110011101100110011100100111100101001010100010011110010100111010100110111010010100101010100111001110100110100111000110100101110110011101101111011010010001101001010. I also have multiple personalities so I will require 2 of the 4 open spots and I'm AB negative because there ain't nothing positive about this day 1 -blam!-.