There was one time I was stoned af with my buddies cruising round town and I was so blazed that I decided to turn around in a police department parking lot. Got a funny look from the cops but didn't get caught.
Then my buddy got so upset he had to do a backwards dive out of the back seat to throw up up while hanging upside down. He didn't want to get out of the car, don't ask- I don't know. It was all very impressive. All I know is that in that moment I came [i]this[/i] close to getting arrested with forbidden lettuce in my possession, and I discovered that my friend could puke upside down and held him so he didn't fall out of the car. He may have been a little drunk too.
Lessons not learned- memory captured forever.
[spoiler]none of these newbs have lived long enough to have any neat stories yet- you're shouting at headstones.[/spoiler]
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