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由NinjaW/ramen編輯: 3/30/2021 10:52:38 AM
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Perfect- an Ed Sheeran Parody

I found some dove… for you Oh buddy... just dive right in… a tub’s what you need Well I found some dove… beautiful an’ sweet I never knew you were the someone… I was smelling ‘Cause you smelt like pigs ‘fore you… used… dove soap Not knowing… what… it… was I will not forgive... you... of... this crime Your stench... just missed... me... low... your breath... needs... cologne And you send shivers… up… my spine Buddy, I... can smell you in the dark... with you miles apart Your bare feet do harass, conditioning is… not so darn wrong When I saw you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath [i]but[/i] You heard it... buddy... you need disinfect [i]tonight[/i] Well you should get hard time... wronger than anyone I know I heard their screams, I pray that someday... you'll leave their home I found some dove... to clean more is just your weakness To save us all... to save the children... of our world We are not pigs, yet you smell… so… odd Vomiting at... your... pong I know… I won’t be... alright… this time Buddy, just wash... your... hands I shall hurl... get me... a can Your teeth... need... to meet... fluoride Buddy, I'm... staying in the dark, do not go to the light Barely breathing in... this sickening pain... lasted so long If I had to just confess... You smelling horrible [i]well[/i] No one deserves this... buddy, do yourself a service tonight Buddy, I... can smell you in the dark, with you... miles apart Your bare feet do harass, conditioning is… not so darn wrong I am scared of what I see Now I know I have... met... a demon... in person Sanitate... or worsen You smell like... rotten swiss [i]But[/i] it’s nothing personal [i]alright?[/i] [spoiler][i]Songwriters: Lord Vocem of THE voice / Ed Sheerean[/i][/spoiler]
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