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8/24/2020 8:18:37 PM
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“No, not really, though the locals are making quite a fuss about me.”
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*The portal is right up ahead.*
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“Oh fu... what? Why does this underwater portal have more water in it??” [i]In hindsight I should have seen that coming. Along with what happened afterwards but that’s later. In the meantime I started “swimming” around in search of anything. It was me flailing under water for a while basically.[/i]
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[i]Seeing as how my usual exit strategy wouldn’t work, I decided to aim for the hole, and began to emulate the way a frog swims to see if that would speed it up. I hadn’t seen a frog swim in some time so it was god awful but I attempted it.[/i]
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“Sweet. That wizard dolphin doesn’t stand a chance once I’m done here. I’ll get my revenge you pompous porpoise prick!” [i]I lost a duel to a dolphin when it smacked me into the water. Thinking back I’m not even sure it was a wizard. Pretty sure I got beat up by a normal dolphin... explains why I hate them though.[/i]
