Ummmm . . . yes, come on in. . . I’m just having dinner. I made a nice stake with garlic mashed potatoes. I grilled them on my new grill. It’s made by a brand called Sunbeam. After dinner and before I go to bed, I like to give myself affirmations and reflect on my day. While looking in the mirror. Seeing what my daily reflections, in the mirror, say about me and my opinions of myself, as a person. Making sure that I tell myself I’m a good person and don’t suck. I’d never want to go to bed angry or cross with myself. I also clear out my sinuses before I sleep. I like to make sure I can really breathe. I can’t sleep if I’m in a coughin fit.
Does any of this make you. . . uh, uncomfortable for any reason?
Oh, well, uh. . . Welcome? If you’re going to move in then let me give you the tour.
Upstairs in the head is pretty empty, I don’t use that area much so it’s pretty vacant.
On the main floor in the chest is the air conditioner and boiler room, not in great condition so the place has pretty poor circulation.
The whole thing is on stilts instead of a solid foundation so you know, it’s not very stable, in more ways than one.