JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

雜七雜八

瀏覽大量隨機討論串。
1/4/2020 4:48:17 AM
9

Satire? What is satire?

[quote] WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a rally Friday, President Donald Trump reminded the crowd that he hasn't been impeached all decade. "Least corrupt president of this entire decade so far!" he proclaimed triumphantly. "Of all the presidents we've had in the '20s, I've been impeached the least." Trump also declared he was "the best president of the '20s so far, by far, no contest, no question about it." Fact-checkers scrambled to debunk his claim, but they were forced to admit that this was actually entirely true. A few pedantic people tried to claim that we're not in a new decade, stating that the decade doesn't end until 2021, but these people are dumb and just asking to get beat up. It's the 2020s now, obviously a new decade and to say otherwise is to show that you are not a fun person. At publishing time, Trump had also reminded everyone that he technically has never been impeached, since Pelosi never sent the articles of impeachment to the Senate.[/quote] I mean. He is right. When is polo so going to send those articles over... technically she is abusing her power and obstructing congress right now... and depriving the American public of justice to boot! https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reminds-everyone-he-hasnt-been-impeached-all-decade-long

文章張貼語言:

 

以禮待人。發佈文章前請花點時間查看我們的行為準則 取消 編輯 創立火力戰隊 文章

檢視完整主題
  • [quote][quote] WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a rally Friday, President Donald Trump reminded the crowd that he hasn't been impeached all decade. "Least corrupt president of this entire decade so far!" he proclaimed triumphantly. "Of all the presidents we've had in the '20s, I've been impeached the least." Trump also declared he was "the best president of the '20s so far, by far, no contest, no question about it." Fact-checkers scrambled to debunk his claim, but they were forced to admit that this was actually entirely true. A few pedantic people tried to claim that we're not in a new decade, stating that the decade doesn't end until 2021, but these people are dumb and just asking to get beat up. It's the 2020s now, obviously a new decade and to say otherwise is to show that you are not a fun person. At publishing time, Trump had also reminded everyone that he technically has never been impeached, since Pelosi never sent the articles of impeachment to the Senate.[/quote] I mean. He is right. When is polo so going to send those articles over... technically she is abusing her power and obstructing congress right now... and depriving the American public of justice to boot! https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reminds-everyone-he-hasnt-been-impeached-all-decade-long[/quote] It's an urgent emergency that he gets impeached! *sits on articles* "Okay if you [i]don't do the thing you dont want to do, I'm not gonna give you the papers you need to do the thing[/i] That's not how leverage works.

    文章張貼語言:

     

    以禮待人。發佈文章前請花點時間查看我們的行為準則 取消 編輯 創立火力戰隊 文章

    7 回覆
    你無權檢閱此內容
    ;
    preload icon
    preload icon
    preload icon