Ive literally been working my ass since 9 at my college, and I’ve got until 8:00 till I get to go home, and when I do go home it’ll be a 30 minute drive in the dark and rain.
I wanna commit a war crime because of this
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Chungus the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Government would tell you. It's a Memelord legend. Darth Chungus was a Dank Lord of the Memes, so powerful and so wise he could use the Big Funnies to influence the midichlorians to create more memes... He had such a knowledge of the meme side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The meme side of the Funnies is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
[spoiler]this is for anyone btw[/spoiler]