*a flash and a crack sound from somewhere... yeah.
I appear in a trench coat and a gas mask wearing a German trench helmet too. A WEX on my back and a heat dagger under it. I am holding a wonky remote as if it exploded.*
-aaaaaaaahhhh..ah? Where the hec- what?!
*i look around to see all the weird voidy stuff*
Welp, I guess this stuffs bad. Umm...
*i take out my flamethrower*
Alright shadow things! [i]time to die[/i]-
oh boy where’d that come from?
*i pull the trigger and searing blue flames spew from the customized M1917 WEX.*
*i whistle a tune*