Ominous story’s about powerful items hidden throughout offtopic. I’m on it [spoiler][i] Sherlock sat in his magical quarter, surrounded by books, artifacts, materials, and a forge. He was preparing to use the arcane forge. He drained the magic from the artifact and grabbed some of the material, opening a portal. He walked out to a huge peaceful city. Part of a great empire lead by charismatic leaders. Towards the end of the city was a volcano. Sherlock walked along the streets towards the volcano. Once he got there Sherlock daringly walked across a small rock path leading to the center of the flames. From there he summoned the arcane forge, and began the enchantment and crafting of a powerful magical artifact. The essence of magic and leadership from the neighboring city flooded into the forge as the eldritch hammer rang out. The rocks below Sherlock suddenly started cracking, the whole support holding him above the volcano started to break and fall. But courageously Sherlock continued to forge until he was done. The ground below broke and he began to fall, his supply of gold falling into the lava. Sherlock grabbed the artifact and opened a portal right before he fell into the raging fire below. He sighed a sigh of relief as he went through the portal but the relief was only temporarily because that was only one artifact. And he was crafting a set of three[/i][/spoiler]

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I prefer shark popes.

Some fricking rope

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Cool! Scotty-doo, come pop a squat next to Papa!

How about no?

There’s no way this’ll end well.

Hell YES! [spoiler]Hahaaaa. Sucks to live on the coast![/spoiler]

You got me sharks with frickin' laser beams on thier head?!

We need more fricken sharks with fricken laser beams on their fricken heads

Frick yes [spoiler]but only if brass gets lasers too[/spoiler]

You mean create a new and deadlier version of an already dangerous predator. [spoiler]Why the heck not?[/spoiler]

Nuclear penguin suits... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]

I was gonna say more cowbell, but that works too.

Such a great series of movies

Fockin’ laser sights

I think even sharks deserve a hot meal *snickers*

More cowbell. You need to play the *#%* out of a cowbell.