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由apnp_apnu編輯：
8/13/2018 12:09:00 PM
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There once was a fallen named Randal
Who found himself caught in a scandal
He would never die
No matter how hard we tried
And he was only a low level vandal
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30 回覆Randal the Vandal Greg the Dreg Brion the Psion Hank the Shank Paul the Thrall Kaplan the Captain Keep it going!
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3 回覆由Combo164編輯： 8/15/2018 8:41:45 PM
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3 回覆In 1982 Chuck Norris played a character named "Josh Randall"... Coincidence? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0083960/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_32
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由Red編輯： 8/13/2018 9:10:02 AMThere once was a fallen called Randal, said his appendage was like a pan handle, Keep this in mind should you approach from behind, or he'll turn and snuff you out like a candle.[spoiler]he's on a par with Chuck norris[/spoiler]
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1 回覆Wow, a trip down memory lane. I remember being such a low level and meeting the little stink, he killed me so many times. Happy days :)
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1 回覆Urzok and Randal would spar so heavily it took waves of hive to get Randals hps down enough and Urzok would get so pissed. And he even had a shield lol.
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14 回覆There once was a Cabal name Ghaul and like other Cabal had no Balls Even old Callus had absolutely no Phallus and couldn't touch himself at all for now there is still a Cayde 6 get your treasure maps before he leaves he is going to get shot, its part of the plot oh, and he too has no dick.
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2 回覆There once was a fallen named Randal. Who's dick was too long for the women to handle.
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12 回覆He’s started appearing in the beginning of D2 with his lil mate Hank the Shank next to the Cabal ship with the stupid name but he just seems to go down in 1 head shot now
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4 回覆Randal's one of the few enemies capable of giving even D1 Guardians Vietnam flashbacks.
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1 回覆由Concordia Kitsune編輯： 8/14/2018 12:49:14 AMThere once was a Fallen named Greg But he was just a dreg So he went home and put his coat on the peg And played Sonic on his Seg' While he said "Shut up Meg."
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4 回覆There once was a fallen named Randel, Who was an insanely tough vandal, But he was tight with his purse, So didn’t shop at eververse, Which was too much for Bungie to handle
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4 回覆There once was a Psion named Brion, Who's eye he could never rely on, His depth perception weak, He acted very meek, So he was killed in Africa by a lion.
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5 回覆From what I understand, Randal the Vandal is a she, not a he. That would explain the hard to kill part. I mean females can bleed for 5 days and still not die, right ?
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5 回覆The one enemy who has claimed more life's then any other even raid bosses. I just felt sorry for the noobs who were like oh yeah I'm now a level X with light of X and didn't realize the hell they were stepping into even the great galley horn trembled in his wake.
