You are in your house when a man breaks in
He is special though, his name is Steve and he is omnipotent
He then says that you are guilty of jaywalking and you must die
What do you do?
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First, I would argue his authority to decide if I should die. If that doesn't work, I will confound him with the fact that legally, he is both breaking and entering, and threatening my well being, both far worse in the eyes of justice. (I would know, Lawbringers represent!) if said trickery doesn't work, I will resort to hand to hand combat with what pleases the Blood God- a trusty Axe. [spoiler]Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Souls for the Soul Eater! Death for the Red King![/spoiler]
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That’s tricky. See cause he knows all of my responses already. And despite my sound argument he has decided I must die. While I’m trained in hand to hand combat, he would know all moves before I made them. I’d resist of course, but logically it’s impossible for me to win.
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Say "no u" and watch as he implodes from a paradoxical blackhole that has a radius of 500 miles before he finally dissapears into nothing.
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Tell him that some guy 100 miles away us j walking right now, so he runs away to get him. Then I move out and begin a lifelong cat and mouse game
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Argue that he is guilty of trespassing and that according to his logic, he must also die, but before me because his crime is more severe.
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I laugh because only God is omnipotent. I procede to force choke him and hold him up in the air as I desiccate him with my psychic powers. At the same I infiltrate his mind, making him experience thousands of years of being killed in thousands of ways. I then hydrate him, and then I release him, but with a creature of the void to haunt his dreams every night so that he never sleeps again.
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Ask him the following question: [b]"If you're omnipotent, why don't you create a rock that you cannot lift yourself?" [/b]