Holy crap the Raging Manatees are accepting new members!
The rumors are true! The Raging Manatees have arrived, and you yes YOU are welcome to join! Now with twice the rage and quadruple the manatee for the low low price of your Guardian's dignity! This amazing once-in-a-lifetime opportunity won't last long, so act now to secure your place in this exclusive organization! Exclamation marks!!!