*A little girl walks into her mothers room*
<"Hey mommy?"
>"Yes baby?"
<"Where's daddy?"
*crippling loneliness hits the mother so hard she dies of a heart attack*
[spoiler]shoutout 2 da ppl who reported my COCK post <3 (◠‿◠✿) [/spoiler]
[spoiler]also new hashtag who dis [/spoiler]
-
3 回覆
-
1 回覆
-
2 回覆
-
3 回覆-at the funeral- Kid-wheres mommy Random people-she's in a better place now Kid-but i need her Me-kid your mother is dead ok she died she did not go to a better place she went to a worse place cause shes dead now she walk forever in limbo now i gotta go have fun Random people-what the hell Kid-breaks down into tears- Me-lol
-
2 回覆
-
3 回覆
-
1 回覆由W0lfyMate編輯: 9/22/2016 9:55:10 PMWut why [spoiler]the amount of thirst in these comments is worse than the entirety of Africa and the Middle East[/spoiler]
-
5 回覆
-
2 回覆
-
1 回覆I hope dtl was being sarcastic when he said he likes your thread. He is like a rich dad and we're all his daughters trying to get his approval but he only likes the strong boys.
-
1 回覆Here's the thing about humor....[spoiler]You have to have buildup to the punchline, or lack there of.[/spoiler]
-
2 回覆
-
8 回覆
-
1 回覆
-
1 回覆