1. Aliens? are attacking civilization. Civilization shoots itself. You and your bros must save the world. 2. You and your bros must save the world because it didn't work the first time, thus time you must save it with WATER! 3. Water didn't do anything and now. everyone is stranded. You also got daddy issues. [spoiler]those 3 are a series[/spoiler] 4. Giant mountain you can do down multiple times. [spoiler]lots of tricks[/spoiler] 5. Pew pew, pow pow, bone everything and save everything (if you choose). 6. Kill a guy, he drops a grenade. Kill a guy, pulls out a pistol 7. Everyone wants to spawn in a plane when only 3 people aren't crap. 8. Your train blew up and there's a handsome person taunting you throughout the game