#1 You have to save a princess from a tower whilst also being chased by a giant bird rather than a dragon. There's also racism. Lots of racism. #2 A once-great city has basically become Detroit, but you know Kung-Fu. You fight an edgy teenager and there's driving involved. #3 You didn't choose your job. You fight aliens and beasts forever. Your boss is an old dude, but you usually hang out with his cute secretary. She fake af tho. #4 You be chilling like a villain with bae until you find that someone nabbed your kid. Now you gotta get him back. You also hate a bald guy. #5 You paint stuff with your tail. You hang out with a bug and you have to kill a dragon. #6 You lost something and now you're pissed. You fight spooky scary skels with guns and you can basically cheese everything with a dog.