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由Shiver編輯：
4/27/2016 5:21:26 AM
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Shower Thoughts
Post your random shower thoughts here!
I'll start
I haven't taken a bath in a while
Did our parents give us middle names so when they yelled at us they sounded more serious
What is glue made out of
I want a pet lion
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1 回覆TOO HOT TOO HOT COLD COLD COLD I wonder what a banana is made of Pineapples don't grow on trees Do spiders have parties Why does my hair get darker People are born naked Yet when we shower We are also naked Why don't we shower with clothes The clothes would get wet Why don't we wash towels Why don't birds have smartphones
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由unknownuserh編輯： 5/2/2016 12:10:23 AMWhat if I get incredibly lucky and score a perfect SAT score? I'm set for life! What if this happens to other people How does international currency work? Can't a country just say 1 of my currency is worth 2 dollars? What's it like to know secret stuff about the government What if I drove up to school in a McClaren
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3 回覆If they have double stuffed oreos why isn't there oreos with more cookie than creme? If it's 12:30 PM is it ok to say noon-thirty? Is it weird that two unrelated people can have the same last name? What if they get married and the wife demands the last names be hyphenated?
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I'm hard to wake up, so if I die in my sleep, would anyone realize it? Dangit, where's the towel? I wonder how my phone screen hasn't shattered yet... Wrong soap... Have I eaten today? Do ants think we are massive? I bet I could find a better algorithm instead of A=1/2[i]bh[/i] Is Spongebob set after a nuclear war and everyone in the show nuclear mutants?
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1 回覆Cheese has holes The more cheese you have the more holes you have The more holes you have the less cheese you have Therefore, the more cheese you have the less cheese you have
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1 回覆Why is it called "corn on the cob"? When its naturally on the cob. Shouldn't canned corn be called corn off the cob?
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1 回覆"Do not touch" has got to be one of the scariest things to read in braille Say "no" to drugs. It doesent really matter what you tell drugs becouse if you talk to drugs you are probably taking them Some day someone sill use "I thought i was still in virtual reality" as a criminal defense. Carrot juice is also orange juice.
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3 回覆由Riley Rose編輯： 4/30/2016 9:54:31 AMThis thread looks like the amalgamated child of r/showerthoughts and /b/ ...come to think of it the entire subforum pretty much looks like that
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由Madz編輯： 5/1/2016 1:37:57 PMWhat if I just went to school naked. How far could I get? Why are my feet big? I wonder if I can touch the celling... What does shampoo taste like? What if babies could bounce off walls but nobody tried? Do chickens have suicidal thoughts? Can I lick my elbow? Nope... How has it been 25 minutes already? Shoot
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3 回覆由MurderElf編輯： 4/27/2016 12:32:34 PM
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2 回覆由Straight Snack編輯： 4/29/2016 5:47:56 PM
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