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由ItsOnlyElo編輯：
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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2 回覆What is big , white and jumps over buses on a motorcycle ?? [spoiler]evil kifridge [/spoiler]
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3 回覆由CatlikeCarpet1編輯： 4/18/2016 4:00:59 PMWhy doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team? [spoiler]Because everyone that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US[/spoiler] [spoiler]Sorry if I offended anyone[/spoiler]
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1 回覆What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? [spoiler]a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again [/spoiler]
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3 回覆由Daemon Jaeger13編輯： 4/16/2016 5:43:13 PMI knew a blonde who though a quarterback was a refund. Yeah, she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out the w's. And I'll never let her use my computer to write a paper for her class again, she used white out on the screen.
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2 回覆Fly: "hey bug on my back, are you a mite?" Bug: "I mite be" Fly: "stupidest pun I've ever heard" Bug: "sorry, I just made it up on the fly"
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5 回覆Why are warlocks and hunters so weak? [spoiler]They don't lift.[/spoiler] Why are titans always crying? [spoiler]Because they can't blink.[/spoiler] Wow! Last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I almost fell off my uncommon sparrow. A titan and hunter walk into a bar. The warlock walks around it because they actually have a visor on their helmet. Bonus: A man walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and asks for five beers.
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3 回覆What do dilevery drivers and gynecologists have in common? They both get to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
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2 回覆由JoEwillkillu91編輯： 4/16/2016 6:07:25 PMDid you hear about the restaurant on the moon? [spoiler]good food but no atmosphere[/spoiler]
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1 回覆Arc blade: It cuts through guardians like butthurt. [spoiler]butthurt=butter[/spoiler]
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1 回覆What's the difference between acne and a priest? [spoiler]acne waits till you're a teenager before coming on you face[/spoiler]
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1 回覆由LiIUziHurt-編輯： 4/17/2016 1:32:35 PMThere's a sign in my city with all these cheesy puns that i always see so here goes: What happened to the pretzel walking in the dangerous neighborhood? It was asalted. Waking up is an eye opening experience. I don't know how many problems i have because math is one. Oh and here's a sexist one: why was the woman walking down the road? Who cares why was she out of the kitchen?!
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