Have you ever wondered why Australia incorporated gun control? If you haven't, you probably think "Oh Australia doesn't want school shootings or shootings or guns or whatever." If you think that, you're dead wrong. You know Australian wildlife, yeah? Dangerous, every spider can kill you, every snake can kill you, every bush has a giant centipede backed up by a hundred more giant centipedes, there are dingos in your trash, and your trash are wasp nests you got rid of. So, why did the Australian government implement gun control back in the 80s? I'll tell you. The Australian government is slowly purging it's silly citizens, allowing them to die from the evil horrors of Australian bush creatures, such as giant newts, spiders, allosaurs, gorgonopsids, evil alien invaders, Mexicans, Kim Jong-Un and Haruhi Suzumiya without guns to defend themselves with. Open your eyes, Australian sheeple.