It's time to reveal a chilling truth, everyone.
Xür is Russian.
How do we know this?
He is Xür, agent of the Nine.
[i]Nine.[/i]
What does nine sound like? That's right.
[i]Nien![/i]
What happens when people need a certain exotic and Xür just happens to sell it? They say: "HIEL XÜR!"
Xür also says "my will is not my own."
This must mean Rasputin is his "comrade."
ITS TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆
Edit:[i][b]If you can't tell, this is satire and a shitpost.[/b][/i]
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4 回覆so Russian and German sound the same to you? all i know is, school wasn't your comrade.
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2 回覆Russia has never been the enemy! America always needs a bogeyman somewhere so it can sell its weapons the world over and install military bases all over the world to cement it's world domination. Wake up and see who the real enemy is!!!!
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1 回覆由SQ編輯: 2/25/2016 8:09:31 PM[i]*thanks the maker*[/i] Nien is German So is heil hitler I have never heard anyone say heil xur
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