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由Asriel Memurr編輯: 2/25/2016 9:30:25 PM
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Proof that Xür is Russian.

It's time to reveal a chilling truth, everyone. Xür is Russian. How do we know this? He is Xür, agent of the Nine. [i]Nine.[/i] What does nine sound like? That's right. [i]Nien![/i] What happens when people need a certain exotic and Xür just happens to sell it? They say: "HIEL XÜR!" Xür also says "my will is not my own." This must mean Rasputin is his "comrade." ITS TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆ Edit:[i][b]If you can't tell, this is satire and a shitpost.[/b][/i]

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