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1/21/2016 9:18:18 PM
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I created one of the stupidest jokes in the world.
Me: Hey, may I ask you a question?
Victim: Sure!
Me: Thanks.
*walks away
ITT: Post stupid jokes,.
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5 回覆由DarkShadowsPSD編輯： 1/27/2016 11:40:05 AMJoke is not mine but I lol'd too much. Here it is : Police: Where do you live? KID: With my parents Police: Where does your parents live? KID: With me Police: Where do you all live? KID: Together Police: Where is your house? KID: Next to my neighbors house Police: Where is your neighbors house? KID: If I tell you, you wont believe me Police: Tell me KID: Next to my house
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3 回覆Hey LongFace, i read one of your posts awhile back, you said you were leaving if I'm correct?
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1 回覆What did the thief steal from the physics department? [spoiler]He stole all the joules[/spoiler] Hue hue hue
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2 回覆Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist? [spoiler] he didn't believe in dogs.[/spoiler]
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3 回覆A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit.
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1 回覆由awesome1401編輯： 1/23/2016 5:40:35 AMHey OP, why the long face? [i]ba dom tsh[/i] What's orange and sounds like a parrot? [spoiler]a carrot[/spoiler] [i]ba dom tsh[/i]
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5 回覆C, G, and Eb walk in a bar. The bartender says we don't serve minors here. G angrily tells Eb "I told you to act natural!"
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3 回覆Annoying person: "sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me" Me: *throws dictionary at their face*
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3 回覆Seeking advice on a legal matter, a guy walks into a lawyer's office. He asks the lawyer, "How much are your services?" "For $500, I can answer three questions," the lawyer says. "Are you serious?!" the guy said, taken aback. "I am," said the lawyer. "Now what's your third question?"
