It is really -blam!-ing stupid that I had my hopes up for trials of Osiris, and then everytime you run into a hammer you have NO -blam!-ING CHANCE. I'm pissed off and don't care what you titan main characters have to say about it you WILL be getting a god damn [b]nerf/debuff[/b]!
[spoiler]IT'S INEVITABLE THAT YOU'LL BE NERFED VERY SHORTLY. BECAUSE THIS IS -blam!-ING BS. [/spoiler]
Nerf everything.
[u]Titan Defender[/u]
Titan Defender: Make the bubble so that it will just kill you instantly once you create it.
Titan Defender lift: Instead of going up, you go down.
Titan Defender Melee: Make it so weak that it only does 0 Damage.
Titan Grenades: When thrown, they don't impact, they just disappear.
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[u]Titan Striker[/u]
Titan Striker: Clicking LB+RB or L3+R3 will just kill you and your corpse does all the work but not killing enemies.
Titan Striker lift: You go insanely up, you die by the "TURN BACK" screen.
Titan Striker Melee: You punch yourself instead, inflicting damage upon yourself.
Titan Striker Grenades: They stick on you, doing damage to yourself.
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[u]Titan Sunbreaker[/u]
Titan Sunbreaker: When using the super: the super will do excessive burn damage to you.
Titan Sunbreaker lift: Double clicking the jump button will instantly kill you, no matter the circumstances.
Titan Sunbreaker Melee: When you punch someone, the damage to them is shared with you.
Titan Striker Grenades: You throw them on yourself.
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Of course, this is only a joke. This is what the nerf babies want.